sam and i used to live in nikki's house, so she gets one thousand points for never ever throwing away one empty bottle or container in the two years she has used this bathroom. i have been able to closely monitor her product useage, as i could see exactly how much she gets through in six months, judging by how much the wreckage has overflowed since we left. i will always have a soft spot for the bathroom, because in the first place, it has unlimited hot water, and secondly, when i lived there i could crawl into the shower and sit hungover in the bottom of it for hours and hours and no one would ever tell me to get out. which is telling of what a rad housemate nikki was, and also what a selfish alcoholic bitch i am. loses one point for having a half sized bath. gets the point back for having a radio.
NIKKI'S BATHROOM MELBOURNE
